Bottle Beach - A Review and a Retrospective

Bottle Beach or Haad Khom is a beautiful, smallconnected to the world via a dirt track which only
beach tucked away in the jungle in the north ofa 4 by 4 can attempt that goes to Thong Nai
Koh Phangan Island. Until a few years ago it wasPan beach. It is a small improvement, but a
inaccessible by road. That made the place when Imassive symbolic change.
first went there in the mid 1990s. It was soAnd with symbolic change comes material change.
remote, so cut off, so peaceful. It was theNow Cookies is BFKA or bungalows formerly
perfect place to recuperate and have funknown as, and the inspired name of Bottle Beach
swimming, lying around, playing Frisbee and just1 is preferred. Bottle Beach 1 is in competition
generally have a mellow time. Back then all thewith Bottle Beach 2 and 3. The accommodation
accommodation was simple bamboo and coconuton Bottle Beach has also gone up-market.
thatch bungalows and just one business calledBathrooms, constant electricity, concrete
Cookies, if my memory serves me right.reception and restaurant areas are all signs of
The sea was always calm, clear and warm. Thebetter business. Prices have gone up and more
beach was always nearly deserted and the nightpeople are showing up.
stars shone loudly; and that was the only thingFor all of these detractors (from my point of
that was loud - there were no late night ravesview), I went back recently and found that I still
because the generator couldn't take that type ofloved the place. It was still an adventure in itself
workload.getting there, and the nature was still pristine and
The only way in was by a long tail boat fromthriving. Some of the same people were still
either Thong Nai Pan or Chaloklum. It cost $3 andworking and living on the beach. It was still relaxed
when the sailor took the short cut between theand thankfully free of that Thailand phenomenon
cliff face and an islet of rocks on a stormy day Icalled 'The All Night Party'. And best of all, the dog
was happy to get there and not washed upcalled 'Cookie' was still alive and getting into trouble
against the rocks demanding a refund.with the kitchen staff. Bottle Beach is no longer
Now in 2010 things have moved on. Bottle BeachRobinson Crusoe Beach but it is still one of the
is still one of the most remote and perfectpreeminent places to be in the world, in my
beaches on Koh Phangan but it is finally and sadlyhumble opinion.